Make a Wish May 7, 2008
So Tinkerbell I’m not……But really…..what’s so scary about an overweight, martini-drinking, fake cigarette smoking fairy with a hint of a moustache?
Meet my alter-ego Splenda the Fairy. She has a little too much attitude and just enough heart. Completely harmless and available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs.
It’s so much easier to make a fool of yourself when in costume.
Funny though, how many people won’t make a wish when one is offered……
only a crazy person would not make a wish when Splenda comes around. I have personally experienced a few moments with Splenda and have laughed and felt the heart from the greeting. This is a must.
Then make a wish, kiddo! The world is yours for the asking.
Splendid?
Splenda?
Or Splenduh??????
No matter what she would be a perfect lounge act on The Love Boat!
Thanks for the grin.
Are we allowed to wish for more wishes?
As long as that is your first wish, I see no reason why it wouldn’t work…..
I would love to see Splenda have her own line of greeting cards in addition to her one woman (with many talents) show!!!!