I started cleaning out my food pantry today. With about half of its contents presently on the kitchen floor, I have been surprised to find what has been hiding amidst cans of baked beans and bottles of vinegar. Aside from shelf after shelf filled with items that expired before Elvis did, I uncovered:
1. My passport. (Hey, at least it was with all my international spices.)
2. 582 Plastic Bags.
3. Three undeveloped disposable cameras from unknown events. (I’m a little afraid to see what’s in there…)
4. A frisbee.
5. A garage door opener (that doesn’t open MY garage doors…)
I’m motivated to do a thorough job, hoping that among these hidden treasures I might find a winning lottery ticket or maybe some cold hard cash. At this rate, I won’t be surprised if we finally learn the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa.
Get those pictures on those cameras developed! If they were mine I’d be dying from curiousity.
LOL about things that expired before Elvis. Yeah, I have that in my pantry too.