I’m thinking of filming my own reality TV show. If Tommy Lee Goes to College and Hogan Knows Best can make it onto the screen, I can’t imagine that there isn’t room enough for my show. And it wouldn’t require anything other than a tripod and a camera.
The Adventures of Couch Girl. The show would follow me (and my life as it passes) while I sit here on my couch. Fans would tune in to watch as my youth fades and my ass flares. Checking in with the “Couch Cam” every Friday night at 8:30PM, followers could find out if the job of my dreams was actually hiding under the cushions afterall. Next week’s trailer would leave them wondering, Did the UPS man finally let himself in and surprisingly enough, turn out to be the love of my life? Episode 3 is gonna be a real cliff hanger when I reach the bottom of the Cheetos bag……
Will Michelle now be forced to get up or will she still be here next Friday night?…….
